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    I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,
    I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't
    forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy
    and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
    You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body...
    You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me
    without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy
    while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
    Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no
    avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My
    body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

    Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...


    .......................




    ……………………….



    .....................






    ....you f--king mosquito.


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    Re: I LIE AWAKE

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh my God, that's funny right there!
    Warlock #75, Steve Ballard, Al "Papa" Goss
    RIP 03/17/10

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    • #3
      Re: I LIE AWAKE

      Glad you like it - I've never posted a joke here before, but this one cracks me up time and time again.
      Rachel

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      • #4
        Re: I LIE AWAKE

        That's bug porn man!
        Scott Adie
        www.osgfx.com

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