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  • Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

    I figure what better group of people to ask for slick phrases than you guys.
    You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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    Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

    Buffoonery with intent to gawk!
    Rutan Long EZ, N-LONG
    World Speed Record Holder

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    • #3
      Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

      runs like a top

      Slicker than snot on a doorknob

      been to 3 state fairs and a goatF#$@ing contest aint seen nuthin like that

      Anyday of the week and twice on sunday

      I got more time than that on the back side of a loop without oil pressure

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      • #4
        Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

        Originally posted by laminar
        runs like a top
        been to 3 state fairs and a goatF#$@ing contest aint seen nuthin like that
        That's kind of scary.

        Jarrod

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        • #5
          Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

          Slickern hot chicken fat on a wet door knob.
          Jeff Loewe
          www.jlofoto.com

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          • #6
            Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

            I guess no one want's to play? I guess you think you're hot **** on a silver platter. Ya aint nothin' but a cold turd in a tin can
            You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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            • #7
              Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

              Football, baseball and basketball all take one ball to play. Racing takes two.
              You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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              • #8
                Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

                Speed costs money. How fast do ya wanna go?

                Do you know how to keep a hard-on? Don't F with it!

                Hotter than 9 kinds of F**king.

                If it has tits, wheels, or, wings. It's gonna get expensive.

                Pet the sweaty things, don't sweat the petty things.

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                • #9
                  Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

                  Hotter that a female fox gettin' F'd in a forest fire.

                  Happier than a baby in a barrel full-a-titties.

                  Slicker than a fishes d!ck.
                  You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

                    uglier than a bucket of smashed _ _ _holes.
                    and the fox is only half way through its um,event!
                    alright ladies and gentlemen,i need you help!
                    got me a new cell phone and the ring tones sound
                    like i should be skipping through daisy's.
                    not my speed.anybody know where to get say a merlin
                    start up to announce when i get a call?
                    thanks for your help,ric taylor

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

                      You can always tell a racer, but you can't tell him much.
                      You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ya aint tellin' nut'in' slick to a can a oil

                        Like a one legged cat tryin' to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
                        You'll get your chance, smart guy!

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