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  • Maybe It's Time for some Humor.

    Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

    3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    6. If all is not lost, where is it?

    7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

    9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

    10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

    11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

    12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

    13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in
    the bathroom.

    14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

    15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to
    play chess?

    16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

    17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

    18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . .
    .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter
    19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????

    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good
    fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
    difference

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    Re: Maybe It's Time for some Humor.

    Originally posted by BUD_XXX View Post
    Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:


    8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.


    Too funny. With your permission, I'd like to copy and post that in my cubicle at work. Gives dog daze a whole new meaning.

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      Re: Maybe It's Time for some Humor.

      21. Where old enough to order off the Denny's seniors menu.

      Great stuff, thanks for sharing,

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      • #4
        Re: Maybe It's Time for some Humor.

        Time for some humor, indeed...

        thanks very much for putting those up. Made a nice end to a very looonnnggg week.
        Mark Johnson
        Strega Fan since 1997

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